As you may have heard, Olli was ripped from the comfortable womb of sure-as-shit playoff contention and thrust into the cold, heartless, self-loathing world of the Toronto Mapledisappointments. Fortunately long time Jokinen fans can still enjoy the memory of his singular NHL playoff appearance in 17 years when he played in Calgary.
When asked how he felt about the move Olli responded by kneeing the reporter in the testicles for 20 years and said "something like that."
So to cheer everyone up here's a fart joke...
How does Joki save the team money on smelling salts? With his 100% cabbage and lutefisk diet.
|Jokinen relishing a large flatulence while Peter Holland looks on in obvious distress.|