Saturday, 24 May 2014

Conspiracy theories

Jokinen secretly wished the Jets wouldn't make the playoffs so that he could get a free flight from the IIHF to go back to Europe. 

Your innocent whistling only implicates you further, bud. 

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Thank you

Since the Jets didn't make the playoffs, and I can't quit my job following hockey players around all day, it's time to take a little break for the summer.

Next year will be even better, I promise. Thank you for checking out and sharing this blog, I hope you enjoyed it.

And now, the classic "Jokinen loves waffles" .GIF, to satisfy you over the next few months.

I was hoping to post only original content on here. This GIF will have to be replaced when he does this again.

Thanks again readers.

Friday, 11 April 2014

Triple Parentheses, Bitch

Jokinen puts a tongue-hex on the Boston Bruins (causing them to fall to the Jets (who (despite having the 11 year old son of one of the coaching staff playing in net, and over 26 injured players) managed to best the league-leading Bruins)).

Bracket, bracket, bracket - my tongue causes racket.

Thursday, 3 April 2014

A Poem

Jokinen is such a stud,

His tongue makes all the panties flood.
He sticks it out and sits with buds,

And shows Sarah his fancy 'duds.'

Tuesday, 1 April 2014


Byfuglien reacts to the image from last week's post as it is shown on the big screen:

In other news, Jokinen's publicity agents have requested he tone down the tounge action.  This is a great move for his modeling career with Finnish-French fashion designer Le Fjord, but terrible news for this blog. The frequency and quality of tounge sightings now approach Bigfoot levels.

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Wednesday, 19 March 2014