Sunday, 7 December 2014

Twelve Days of Christmas



On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
A blog called Joki Dokey






On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: 
Two Bettmans boo'ed 
And a blog called Joki Dokey 






On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Three French Habs 
Two Bettmans booed
And a blog called Joki Dokey





On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Four calling refs
Three French Habs
Two Bettmans booed
And a blog called Joki Dokey





On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Five decades without a cup
Four calling refs
Three French Habs
Two Bettmans booed
And a blog called Joki Dokey





On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Six snot rockets
Five decades without a cup
Four calling refs
Three French Habs
Two Bettmans booed
And a blog called Joki Dokey





On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Seven teeth a missing
Six snot rockets
Five decades without a cup
Four calling refs
Three French Habs
Two Bettmans booed
And a blog called Joki Dokey





On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Eight yellow loogies
Seven teeth a missing
Six snot rockets
Five decades without a cup
Four calling refs
Three French Habs
Two Bettmans booed
And a blog called Joki Dokey





On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Nine Bruins a diving
Eight yellow loogies
Seven teeth a missing
Six snot rockets
Five decades without a cup
Four calling refs
Three French Habs
Two Bettmans booed
And a blog called Joki Dokey





On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Ten tongues a flicking
Nine Bruins a diving
Eight yellow loogies
Seven teeth a missing
Six snot rockets
Five decades without a cup
Four calling refs
Three French Habs
Two Bettmans booed
And a blog called Joki Dokey





On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Eleven fans in Florida
Ten tongues a flicking
Nine Bruins a diving
Eight yellow loogies
Seven teeth a missing
Six snot rockets
Five decades without a cup
Four calling refs
Three French Habs
Two Bettmans booed
And a blog called Joki Dokey



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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:
Twelve Byfugliens roughing
Eleven fans in Florida
Ten tongues a flicking
Nine Bruins a diving
Eight yellow loogies
Seven teeth a missing
Six snot rockets
Five decades without a cup
Four calling refs
Three French Habs
Two Bettmans booed
And a blog called Joki Dokey



Have a Merry Christmas, hosers! 


Monday, 24 November 2014

Celebration Dance

Joki finally ends his point drought with a goal against Ottawa Thursday night. 

Taking no pointers from flamboyant NFL touchdown celebrations, he celebrates with a hearty chucking of nasal butter. 


Friday, 7 November 2014

Grasshopper

Jokinen's experience and locker-room presence make him a leader to the younger guys on the team. Young defenceman Victor Bartley can be seen here emulating journeyman tongue-wagger Olli Jokinen. 



Apprentice

Master

Saturday, 1 November 2014

My Main Man's Man Mane


Contemplating his shampooing and conditioning routine...
So elegant. 

Monday, 27 October 2014

Halloween Special

 Joki had a bit of an off game recently... 

His movement was stiff and sluggish, and he had difficulty communicating with his teammates due to his inability to say anything other than the word "brains" repeatedly in Finnish. 

His problems were exacerbated in the third period when he tackled one of the linesmen after a whistle, and proceeded to consume most of his flesh, including his brain. 

Aiiiivooooot... Aivot...

Auughh!!!!!! Aivot herkullinen!

Disease experts have confirmed that teammate and failed Umbrella Corporation experiment Mike Ribeiro was the obvious source of Jokinen's infection.

File photo of T-Virus carrier Mike Ribeiro, also known as Project Snowball


Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Rocket

Jokinen prepares his nares for launch.

3...2...1...

The Predators are set to crush the Coyotes tonight, provided they keep their sticks on the ice and their noses clean.